Windows Error 001: Windows loaded. System in danger.

Windows Error 002: Operator fell asleep while waiting.

Windows Error 003: Erroneous error. Nothing wrong.

Windows Error 004: Multitasking attempted. System dying.

Windows Error 005: Multitasking attempted. System confused.

Windows Error 006: No error - yet.

Windows Error 008: Broken window. Watch for glass fragments.

Windows Error 009: Horrible bug encounterd. God knows what has happened.

Windows Error 00A: Promotional literature overflow. Mailbox full.

Windows Error 00B: Inadequate disk space. Need 50 meg minimum.

Windows Error 00C: Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More!

Windows Error 00E: Window open, do not look in.

Windows Error 010: Reserved for future mistakes.

Windows Error 014: Nonexisent error. This cannot really be happening.

Windows Error 015: Unable to exit windows. Try the door.

Windows Error 016: Door locked. Try control-alt-delete.

Windows Error 017: Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.

Windows Error 018: Unrecoverable error. System destroyed.

Windows Error 019: User error. It's not our fault. Is not! Is not!

Windows Error 01A: Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry.

Windows Error 01B: Illegal error. Do not get this error.

Windows Error 01C: Uncertainty error. Uncertainty may be inadequate.

Windows Error 01E: Timing error. Please wait. And wait... And wait...

Windows Error 2.23x10^56: Program Too Cool.